she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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