I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
