I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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