Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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