Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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