Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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