Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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