How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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