therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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