Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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