Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize