Cold hands, warm shart.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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