it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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