Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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