I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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