i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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