Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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