That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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