Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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