slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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