Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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