You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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