Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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