So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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