i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
me + whiskey = a bad person
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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