i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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