names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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