One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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