you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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