In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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