are you still at the devil's house?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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