She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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