She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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