ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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