i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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