Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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