No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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