The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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