This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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