We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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