Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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