a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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