Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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