there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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