drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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