Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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