best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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