I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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