You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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