gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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