no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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