So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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