And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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