yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I am available for nakedness
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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