I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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