More tranny stories later!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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